<p> aries: anakin yelling I HATE YOU at obi-wan as he is consumed by molten lava. alternately: anakin piloting.
taurus: when luke goes like "is darth vader my dad" and yoda just rolls over and goes to sleep. alternately: yoda in general.
gemini: padmé employing 40 different kids who all look like her. alternately: palpatine. all of that.
cancer: anakin crying in episode two. alternately: vader choking people for not believing in the power of the force
leo: han yelling “never tell me the odds!” alternately: qui-gon betting their lives on a 9-year-old winning a pod race
virgo: every c3po moment. every single one of them. alternately: luke's face when told who his father is.
scorpio: darth vader losing all other aspects of his self but keeping his grudge against obi-wan a beacon of angry light. alternately: darth vader yelling no in ep3.
libra: obi-wan being a do-as-i-say-not-as-i-do fake hoe, but especially “these are not the droids you’re looking for” alternately: obi-wan crying about being anakin's brother and leaving him yelling in a pool of molten lava
sagittarius: luke kissing leia and then pretending it never happened. alternately: chewbacca having a damn wife and kids and you only finding out 30 years later.
capricorn: leia’s utter unimpressed and just chilling in that sith cell in ep4 “aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” alternately: padme's stone cold queen face.
aquarius: luke becoming a fucking jedi when he’s supposed to go to toshi station to pick up some power converters. alternately: jar jar binks getting commended for his war effort.
pisces: luke at the cantina “he says he hates you” “i’m sorry”. alternately: all the dead clones whose names no one remembers.</p>
Guys who make fun of guys who do ballet must not realise how disciplined, agile, coordinated and strong you have to be to be a ballet dancer.
Guys who make fun of ballet are stupid.
my legs hurt now
Also, ballet men have literally the most aesthetically pleasing body out of any other group of men I have ever encountered. And then can lift you over their heads!
Always wanted to try out. Martial arts game would def improve from it.
YO BUT OK i am a female ballet dancer and there are guys in my studio younger than me and by younger than me i mean like 12 or occasionally 11 because i am 13 and they can still lift me up and they dont even flinch they just pick me up like im a lil fairy its so impressive and they are 12 they are so great
Redefine masculinity
More like REFINED masculinity
thank you finally a post about male ballet dancers!! they’re so under-appreciated in the outside world, and no one understands how hard it is for them
I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes. ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me. I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me. Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind. ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles. Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all. Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”
